Rodney King to Join Team Kennedy for
Chappaquiddick 500
Los
Angeles - Rodney King, noted African-American hooligan who has just
started his jail sentence once again for drunk driving, announced
today that he will be joining stock car racing’s Team Kennedy in time
for the Chappaquiddick 500.
“I’m
really excited about this wonderful opportunity,” said Mr. King during
a press conference at the visiting room of the Los Angeles County
Jail. “Team Kennedy is the premiere dipsomaniac racing establishment
in the world of stock car racing, and I’m so happy that I’ll be able
to participate in the Chappaquiddick 500.”
The
Chappaquiddick 500 is considered by experts to be the most grueling
race of the stock car racing season. Drivers must negotiate narrow
roads with numerous water hazards at speeds approaching 215mph while
under the influence of alcohol and PCP. Although no drivers have ever
been killed during the Chappaquiddick 500, there is a history of
strange fatal accidents happening to co-drivers and other team
members.
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