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Cambridge, Massachusetts)-- Last night during a star-studded ceremony at the Kennedy School of Government at Harvard University, Senator Ted Kennedy, brother of the late President John F. Kennedy, presented this year’s “Profiles in Courage” Award to Zimbabwe’s President-for-Life Robert Mugabe.

The award, named after the book that was ghostwritten by a Harvard professor that President Kennedy claim to have written, is awarded each year to a political figure who “defies public opinion in order to follow his or her conscience.” In the award citation, the judges of the prize stated that “President Mugabe’s deliberate policy of starving the citizens of Zimbabwe and terrorizing them with murder and rape squads in the face of opposition showed real courage and determination, and is furthermore a heroic stance to assure the primacy of Zimbabwe’s sovereignty against the arbitrary ‘humanitarian’ concerns of post-colonial powers.”

President Mugabe warmly embraced Senator Kennedy and told the highly appreciative audience that Senator Kennedy had been an inspiration to him as a young freedom fighter in what was then called Rhodesia.

“I can’t tell you how much Senator Kennedy’s performance during the Chappaquiddock incident inspired me,” said President Mugabe. “The arrogance, the unconcern for basic human rights, the desire to cover up a terrible crime—now here was a man who truly knew what the word ‘courageous’ meant.”

In related news, five-time “Profiles in Courage” Award winner Fidel Castro congratulated Robert Mugabe during a seven-hour speech to the Cuban Politburo this morning. Castro said that Mugabe was the strongest finalist in the race since Pol Pot blew away all the competition in 1975.

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