A guy was traveling
through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet
and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to make
his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your
identification, please ?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I
lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear
that every day. No ID, no crossing the border", says the agent.
"But I can prove
that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald
Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on
the other."
"This I gotta see,"
replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in
front of the agent. "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent.
"Go on home to Boston."
"Thanks!" he says.
"But how did you know I was from Boston ?"
The agent replies, "I
recognized the picture of John Kerry in the middle."
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