Just when I think you
guys are letting the unbelievers get the upper hand, you go and do
something like this. Just when my enemies have begun to torture and
humiliate my loyal followers, you capture one of them and execute him
in a gruesome manner for the whole world to see. You guys make me so
proud!
The execution of Nicholas Berg was a triumph for Islam. It shows the
world that Muslims are finally getting down to kicking some serious
infidel Ass. I mean, killing American troops is one thing, but let's
face it, they were starting to get used to that. The deaths of
American soldiers were hardly even making the news anymore — and, as
you know, press coverage is very important to me, Al-Wasi', The
Omnipresent.
Beheading a civilian, though, and videotaping it for the whole world
to see — that sure got their attention, didn't it? Sweet.
Finally, you're starting to get it. Some of my followers make the
mistake of trying to distinguish between those who actually take up
arms to oppose me — like U.S. soldiers and their allies — and those
who provide support to them. By killing a U.S. civilian contractor who
fixes antennas for a living, you've shown the world that the infidels
are all the same to me, Ar-Rahim, The Merciful.
By the way, I loved the way you accompanied the execution with
triumphant shouts of "God is great." That was a nice touch.
The next step, of course, is to realize that it's not just the people
who are helping the Americans in Iraq that need to be murdered. You
need to remember that all non-Muslims are infidels and must be
punished. They don't call me Al-Muntaqim, The Avenger, for nothing.
Take the fight to them, people. Hasn't bin Laden taught you anything?
Now there's a guy who sets a good example.
Still, I don't mean to be too critical. You guys have come such a long
way since the Crusades. For a while there I thought we were never
going to get our revenge for that atrocity, but I think now
we're well on our way. Let's get moving on that, though, all right? I
may be As-Sabur, The Patient, but that doesn't mean I want to wait
forever.
And, if you ever start to feel your resolve weakening — if you ever
get disgusted by the sight of blood on your hands, or feel pity for
the helpless Christian baby you're slaughtering — just remember,
there's a special place in the afterlife for people like you. Keep up
the good work, guys. I'll be watching
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