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Former jurors in the 1995 OJ Simpson murder trial have found new employment prospects at the United Nations. Many were actively recruited by the nations of France, Germany, Iraq, North Korea, China, and several other nations for work as weapons inspectors in Iraq. "These people are uniquely qualified to find out the truth about Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq," according to an Iraqi official.

Many former jurors have discovered that the work, while requiring extensive travel, is extremely rewarding both monetarily and mentally. "My family has been all for it," said one juror, "My 13 year old daughter is preparing to become an inspector. Just last week Scott Ritter called to offer career counseling. He said that they would start with a game of 'hide the Scud'. He is so dedicated, he even asked her if she had any friends who might be willing to try and get a leg up, and asked if they had IRC chat handles."

 

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