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Annan: Iraqi War Threatens Overpaid UN Bureaucrats

 

New York - UN Chief Kofi Annan today denounced the United States and said that the War against Iraq threatens the security and pampered lifestyles of overpaid UN bureaucrats.

"The longer the Iraqi War continues the more precarious become the pensions, living allowances and grotesquely inflated salaries of UN officials," said Mr. Annan during a press conference at his luxury New York penthouse apartment that is worth more than the annual GNP of his native country of Ghana.

"We're talking about a humanitarian crisis of monumental proportions," said Mr. Annan. "Most of the people who work for the UN are so stupid and lazy they couldn't get a job in the real world. I mean, where else but the UN can a former chief of the Haitian Secret Police get a job as Chairman of the Commission on Human Rights?"

In related news, surveying teams working for the Trump Corporation have been spotted taking measurements of the grounds surrounding the United Nations Headquarters in New York City.

 

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